The Graphics for the New Silent Hill GO Game Are Pretty Impressive

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[To get the full experience, I recommend listening to this soundtrack while you read] Granted I don’t recall hearing about its release, nor would I ever sign up (2spoopy4me) but I have to admit, Silent Hill GO is pretty terrifying. And the craziest part? It doesn’t even require a cell phone! It must be some sort […]

So It Turns Out I Might Have Been Really Fucked Up for Pretty Much Forever, but I Think That It's Kind of A Good Thing?

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“Going through some boxes from the basement, and came across this.” Typically when a young adult hears this from their father, they except to see some shitty Picasso-esque macaroni portrait, or ditalini maracas, or that tri-color ridged tube noodle necklace that you puked on in Kindergarten. (Seriously, why the fuck was everything made of out […]

Paulie Want an Emotionally Unstable Cracker?

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I’d apologize for my recent hiatus, but I feel my return would be met with the same begrudgingly faked enthusiasm as a prepubescent boy accompanying his girlfriend to a One Direction concert. Implying that anyone actually reads this garbage, that is; truthfully I’m probably the Nickelback of the blogging world. -shudders- The second reason I […]