So It Turns Out I Might Have Been Really Fucked Up for Pretty Much Forever, but I Think That It's Kind of A Good Thing?

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“Going through some boxes from the basement, and came across this.” Typically when a young adult hears this from their father, they except to see some shitty Picasso-esque macaroni portrait, or ditalini maracas, or that tri-color ridged tube noodle necklace that you puked on in Kindergarten. (Seriously, why the fuck was everything made of out […]

Paulie Want an Emotionally Unstable Cracker?

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I’d apologize for my recent hiatus, but I feel my return would be met with the same begrudgingly faked enthusiasm as a prepubescent boy accompanying his girlfriend to a One Direction concert. Implying that anyone actually reads this garbage, that is; truthfully I’m probably the Nickelback of the blogging world. -shudders- The second reason I […]

Video Games Killed My Radiologist... Sort Of...

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“Isaac… Isaac… Can you hear me?” Anyone who’s played Deadspace 2 remembers this opening scene. If you don’t already have this nightmare burned into your memory, do so now. See what I mean? Terri-fucking-fying. So really it’s pretty rational that I would have an intense phobia of being restrained, especially in an area where I could easily get […]

Riley the Rapist: Stand Up, Speak Out, Fight Back!

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Dictionary.com’s word of the day is comity. Definitions for comity mutual courtesy; civility. Also called comity of nations. courtesy between nations, as in respect shown by one country for the laws, judicial decisions, and institutions of another. Ironic that today’s trending article should also be about one Brock Turner, the 20 year old Olympic hopeful and frat boy extraordinaire. […]