This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

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“But you don’t look depressed…” “If I were you, I would…” “Why are you so depressed, though?” “A lot of people have it way worse than you do…” “Stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it…” Any of these sound familiar? These are just a few of the (kinder) things I’ve been told by those […]

Thirteen Pounds of Fucking Bullshit

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About a decade ago, my stepdad-who’s-no-longer-technically-my-stepdad-but-whose-side-I-took-after-the-divorce gave me a copy of Richard Carlson’s “Don’t Sweat the Small Stuff… and it’s all Small Stuff”. While I’ve started it several times throughout the years, it’s largely remained in the pile of bathroom reading material (along with more than one book about cats). Still, there was a lesson that […]

The Graphics for the New Silent Hill GO Game Are Pretty Impressive

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[To get the full experience, I recommend listening to this soundtrack while you read] Granted I don’t recall hearing about its release, nor would I ever sign up (2spoopy4me) but I have to admit, Silent Hill GO is pretty terrifying. And the craziest part? It doesn’t even require a cell phone! It must be some sort […]

Paulie Want an Emotionally Unstable Cracker?

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I’d apologize for my recent hiatus, but I feel my return would be met with the same begrudgingly faked enthusiasm as a prepubescent boy accompanying his girlfriend to a One Direction concert. Implying that anyone actually reads this garbage, that is; truthfully I’m probably the Nickelback of the blogging world. -shudders- The second reason I […]