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Paulie Want an Emotionally Unstable Cracker?

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I’d apologize for my recent hiatus, but I feel my return would be met with the same begrudgingly faked enthusiasm as a prepubescent boy accompanying his girlfriend to a One Direction concert. Implying that anyone actually reads this garbage, that is; truthfully I’m probably the Nickelback of the blogging world. -shudders- The second reason I […]

Video Games Killed My Radiologist... Sort Of...

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“Isaac… Isaac… Can you hear me?” Anyone who’s played Deadspace 2 remembers this opening scene. If you don’t already have this nightmare burned into your memory, do so now. See what I mean? Terri-fucking-fying. So really it’s pretty rational that I would have an intense phobia of being restrained, especially in an area where I could easily get […]

Riley the Rapist: Stand Up, Speak Out, Fight Back!

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Dictionary.com’s word of the day is comity. Definitions for comity mutual courtesy; civility. Also called comity of nations. courtesy between nations, as in respect shown by one country for the laws, judicial decisions, and institutions of another. Ironic that today’s trending article should also be about one Brock Turner, the 20 year old Olympic hopeful and frat boy extraordinaire. […]

A Blue Moon Ohana

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This may come as a surprise to some of you, but the life of a depressive, socially inept shut-in is a rather dull one. There are often days, sometimes even weeks, where I lose track of time; My life becomes a constant routine of eat, shit, sleep, repeat. Saturday morning was no different. I slid […]

Sometimes you accidentally bite into one of the disgusting coconut ones. Then you realize, through the course of a lifetime, venturing hesitantly, that the entire damned thing has been swapped with the bastards. The culprit? Mom… At least that’s what Freud would say. At least that’s what every sympathetic look from every psychological personnel in […]