A CALL TO ARMS: Help Name My Filthy Hobbitses!


So it’s been a month since my last post, and admittedly a lot has happened, both good and bad, that I want to share with you guys. However, it’s 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday, and no amount of coffee is going to make me capable of dredging up the motivation or emotional energy to write a full length post. Besides, we have more important matters to attend to!

After an impromptu trip to tacos with a fellow couple friend, we went back to their house for some drinks and nerd talk. The subject of D&D was brought up, and David and I both expressed our interest, despite being completely green to the game. We got a crash course on the basics and made plans to set up characters and start a biweekly game. LET THE DRAGON SLAYING COMMENCE!

I bestow upon you dear reader, a quest!

~~~Baby’s First D&D Campaign~~~

[only slightly drunk] What have I gotten myself into? I don’t know the first thing about Dungeons and Dragons! What do you mean roll for initiative? Can I be a catgirl? What do you mean I can’t be a cat girl? Class? Oh yeah, my character would be classy as fuck. Oh, that kind of class. Well, I’d be a rogue/ranger, of course! And I guess I’ll be a halfling if I can’t be a cat. Being tiny means I’m harder to detect, right? Oh, really? Hey, I think I’m getting the hang of this! This is gonna be great, isn’t it guys? Guys…?

—] Objectives [—

Δ (Optional) Bestow upon your beloved Writer-of-Blogs whatever useful D&D related knowledge you have to share
Δ (Optional) Build me an actual dungeon to help make the game feel more… realistic…
Δ (Optional) Become my personal bard and sing songs of my brave feats (i.e- provide a distraction while I loot literally everything)


I have been and will always remain a rogue/ranger type, and decided to go with the Halfling race because I like being tiny and thinking of myself as a Hobbit. Going with female (because boobs, duh) but all other stats, options, choices, backstory are still up in the air. BE A PART OF HISTORY! HELP CREATE THE GREATEST THIEF TO EVER STROLL WHATEVER LANDS WE’LL BE STROLLING!

#chaoticneutral, of course.

I see no way this can possibly go wrong…

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